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The Woodford

A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.
Wanting to impress friends when a photo is being taken at a crowded bar, Ben struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.

The World Over Heaven 

A stand In JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure: Eyes of Heaven that is an ascended version of The World to obtain heaven one must have a friend they can trust and must obtain the soul of 36 sinners they also must remember the phrases: Spiral staircase
Rhinoceros beetle
Desolation Row
Fig tart
Rhinoceros beetle
Via Dolorosa
Singularity point

Giotto

Hydrangea

Rhinoceros beetle

Singularity point

Secret emperor. Then one should go to these coordinates: North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes and wait for a new moon which by then heaven will arrive and something new will be born
The World Over Heaven is the ultimate stand!

The World Just Don't Spin Like That 

Things simply do not work that way; not the way life goes.
"I wish Welch's Fruit Snacks had a reasonable amount of snacks in the pouches"

"Yeah, that's too bad man, The World Just Don't Spin Like That."

the greatest hide and seek player in the world 

osama bin laden
i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

one off the wood 

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.
Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

dingus in the wool 

A cute little doofus of a kid who wears a wool-lined coat, even when the weather dictates otherwise.
I see Jay, Eric, and Vito, but where's ol' Dingus in the Wool?
dingus in the wool by Jimdaly07 August 9, 2017