Crafting sickness

When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.

Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.

"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."

Crafting sickness by caidicus September 26, 2011

sickness 

something that is disgusting or unpleasant

Robert: Take a wiff of my fridge.
James: Aw! Sickness!

sickness by antjcar86 September 13, 2006

African Whore Sickness 

AIDS

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.

African Whore Sickness by George McBob September 9, 2009

Sunday sickness 

This is what some people get every sunday morning or saturday night in order to get a free pass out of church that someone is obligating them to go to.

Obligated person: Ah, sorry I can't go to church with you I am feeling sick.

Obligator: Oh, okay dont worry about it, just get better soon and rest.

Obligated person: Yes! sunday sickness worked again

Sunday sickness by Isaac Semilwiess August 29, 2011

Sucksess

Doing a terrible job on purpose

I hated my job, but I wanted to be fired, not quit because they would owe me severance. Did a terrible job today and got fired! Sucksess!

Sucksess by l337noobskillz June 6, 2018

sickness 

wordBroken/word wordMagic/word cards.

"A Phantom Nishoba for a Silver Seraph?"
"Yeah, dude. Sickness for sickness"
"Fair enough."

"This deck has an extreme amount of sickness."

sickness by n00b July 31, 2003

suchness 

extra stuff attached to what you are saying...

hey i went to get some chips and suchness at the store

suchness by DEE June 3, 2003