keto pint 

When someone isn’t even fully committed to their fad diet, but doesn’t let that get in the way of lecturing others about how life-changing it is.

He spent all day going on about his healthy eating, before washing it all down with a keto pint or ten.

keto pint by DwaynePipes March 30, 2021

one pint of cum 

Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.

I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy

one pint of cum by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022

dick pint

When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction

ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it

dick pint by dick pint February 25, 2023

Ten Pint Time Machine 

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.

Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!

Ten Pint Time Machine by Jollyer February 26, 2023

piss in a pint 

New Zealand and Australian slang/phrase which is used during a game or activity when a participant immediately develops a clear understanding of the rules and performs well.

Amy has just learnt the card game 'shit head' and is already playing the game strategically. She wins or preforms well in the first game she plays. Piss in a pint.

Or

Amy has just played her last card in a game that she has just learnt and wins the round. Another player says to her 'piss in a pint'.

piss in a pint by Joiful20 May 19, 2018

To pour yourself a mega pint 

When the shit hits the fan……

When you totally had enough and decide to pour yourself a mega pint…...

To pour yourself a mega pint by Mrs.Butterfly/ June 9, 2022

Mega-Pint 

A large glass of wine consumed only by Gods.

Johnny Depp drank a mega-pint of wine.

Mega-Pint by Sxmxnthx May 9, 2022