Oatmeal Cookie

The act of ingesting scat with a spoon while pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner.

I had the house all to myself last night, so I had the best oatmeal cookie of my life!

Oatmeal Cookie by BuddhaDave April 26, 2006

tallahasse oatmeal surprise 

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.

We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick

tallahasse oatmeal surprise by motoboat August 8, 2010

oatmeal

male person

"oatmeal person"

oatmeal by noixz January 15, 2009

oatmeal tsunami 

The spreading of unwanted or wasted food from location to location within the house and automobile.

We found the cherrios in the backseat of the car, but it was too late. The oatmeal tsunami had hit the gargage and laundry room.

oatmeal tsunami by Halfcourt February 19, 2008

Oatmeal Creme Pie 

Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.

Dude, me and my boy gave maria's mom the biggest oatmeal creme pie last night.

Oatmeal Creme Pie by Cr@zy Edd!e January 4, 2010

oatmeal chili dick 

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.

oatmeal chili dick by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012

raisin oatmeal 

the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person

It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal

raisin oatmeal by certainsurprise July 31, 2008