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Imagine being 

A cringey insult used by people that are locked in their homes 24/7. It's used as a way of saying "I don't like what you are/what you do." Usually a crappy insult. Imagine being me, couldn't be me.
someone is at the gym trying to get fit
"Ha, Imagine being healthy" said the fatass
Imagine being by orde dorbe March 9, 2022

imagination 

Nicole: Man, did you cheat on that art test we had to do last week?
Mark: Of course not. I just painted pictures with my own imagination.
imagination by @!&! November 20, 2009

Imaginary Boner 

The thing that happens when a guy has a boner and thinks it's noticeable, but it's really not because his penis is too small and he can't come to terms with this fault.
girl: DO you EVER get boners!

boy: Oh I do, just you never look at the right times.

girl: that's cuz it's an imaginary boner

(verb, transitive) To afflict oneself with a specific hallucination of a highly-anticipated occurrence, be it desired or not, due to hyper-vigilant watchfulness for said occurrence.
I hate watching meteor showers because I always imaginate more meteors than there really are.
Ever since I found that one Black Widow spider in my basement, I've been imaginating them in every corner of every room in my house!
A gaming term. Used in particularly by the NBA 2k community for a specific occurance that happens, but ultimately should not happen.
Ronnie: *shoots a contested three pointer* “Green!”
Me: “Imagine that goes in”
Imagine by GoCrazyBayBay January 21, 2019

imaginertia 

adj.
1: A disinclination to think imaginatively.
2: A block to one's imagination and originality caused by lack of inspiration; an inert imagination.

Imaginertia occurs when one's imagination becomes inert, e.g. it stops working. The scientific explanation is that there is no true originality. All creative thoughts are comprised of what the mind already knows and how it reorganises that knowledge to create an entirely new thought (otherwise known as using one's imagination). When lacking an inspiring source one is prone to imaginertia, but it can pass as quickly as it comes.
After several days of doing nothing and getting nowhere, the inventor realised he was suffering from imaginertia.

Despite previous signs of originality, the comedian fell flat. The audience saw his imaginertia and sighed.
imaginertia by BigCatfish April 5, 2006