wile e coyote 

an accident prone coyote doing what he can to score some roadrunner tail ...
when the runner is on the road, wile e prefers to hop on to skype and converse with mr. elly font ...

... so, how was he . as wile as ever ...

... his predecessor was known as coyote ugly, but wile e is out, he is a complete looney tune ...

... wile e coyote

wile e coyote by p83 March 10, 2012

Wile E. Coyote 

A masturbatory act for men requiring the dropping of an anvil on the man's own genitals.

The EMTs were happy to treat the young man that was permanently damaged from trying a Wile E. Coyote.

Wile E. Coyote by WeinerVonSnootypants August 12, 2017

The Coyote 

The Coyote is a sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, doggie style, and he reaches forward, wraps her hair around his hand, pulls right and starts to screw her harder and faster, this causing her to "howl at the moon."

I was banging this chick last night and made her do the coyote.

This girl coyoted so loud last night, it woke the neighbors.

The Coyote by Swedevil August 17, 2014

crying coyote 

Calling for help or alarm when there is not much to be alarmed about. Like crying wolf but it is not a lie, there really is something, it's just not that bad.

"I hope the police don't think I was crying coyote when I called about a prowler that turned out to be a raccoon."

crying coyote by Feralbeagle June 24, 2008

ghetto coyote 

When you hear police sirens in the hood at night.

I think someone on my block got shot last night, the ghetto coyotes were howling all night long.

ghetto coyote by Dirty_Pierre January 17, 2015

Galloping Coyote 

This is a immature thing to do to friends and is mostly used by preteen boys. The galloping coyote is when someone sticks their finger up another friends butt, making the other person howl in shock and pain and start to gallop around, hence the name: "galloping coyote".

Johnson: "Yesterday Chimy was a victim of a galloping coyote. Cawalouie did it to him."

Galloping Coyote by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023

Quiet Coyote 

Making the Quiet Coyote symbol, (index and pinky fingers up with your middle and ring finger touching your thumb) stick your index finger into the gooch/vagina and the pinky finger into the anus while putting your other hand over the subjects mouth to enforce silence.

John: *Screaming and yelling*
Joe: Shut up before I quiet coyote you!

Quiet Coyote by Queit Coyote July 18, 2022