Ben barnes 

hot

“wow u r soooo ben barnes”

Ben barnes by cgt... December 26, 2021

camp barney medintz 

a jewish sleepaway camp where all the privileged jewish kids that probably go to weber, riverwood, or dunwoody are sent over the summer to see their friends and hook up with jewish boys. there’s usually only one hot boy cabin per unit and everyone has inside jokes and nicknames of random people they see. nobody actually follows the below the belt rule and they should bring back the garlic hawaiian rolls. 2/3 of the people you meet will have names that starts with a j.

daniel: meet me at high ropes tonight at 10:15

rachel: i love camp barney medintz!

camp barney medintz by woofbarkbark December 27, 2022

Barfin' Barb Barnes 

proper noun Maker of the best blaugh slaw in town.

I said hi to Barfin' Barb Barnes yesterday, and she just said, "BLAAAUGHHH".

Barfin' Barb Barnes by Knig Knog January 14, 2009

Slap of the Red Baron 

When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.

"I went at it with this bird last night"

"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"

Slap of the Red Baron by PoetForSale March 22, 2010

The Red Baron 

the best Pilot of The first German Reich (or Prussia) in WW1, whom painted his plane red, because the rest of his squadrant the flying circus painted 1 part of their plane red, so he painted the entire plane, and probably half of his hand.

h: d have you ever heard about The Red Baron?
d: yeah that one guy who got 90 air victories with a red plane in uhhhhhh. WW1?
h: yeah WW1

The Red Baron by brick duster December 9, 2021

Phil Baroni 

Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest faction in the fight scene, Hammer House (never bet the house against the Hammer House!). He wears a beautiful robe and sunglasses worth more than the average man's life. He enjoys dancing to the ring and yelling at referees for touching his hair. He has big muscles and likes to show them off much to the asian/island women's delight while wearing nothing but daisy dukes. The Baroni style of fighting consists of jiving around for a few seconds then promptly storming in and punching the opponent as hard as possible in the head until they are rendered unconscious; it is time tested and proven highly effective. There is also video evidence of Baroni mocking his opponents screams of pain during post-match interviews. Phil Baroni has a great amateur wrestling background but he refuses to use it because he is a showman and knows what the people want to see. Punching. And lots of it. Phil Baroni has claimed on more than one occasion that he is the greatest fighter in his weight class, which is a no brainer, but Baroni is too humble to say what most everyone else believes, that he is the greatest fighter in any weight class...ever. He also was a male stripper at a go-go bar.

"If I fought Matt Lindland 100 times, I'd win 98% of the time." -Phil Baroni

"There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan." -Phil Baroni

"Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?" -Phil Baroni

"I'm a savage." -Phil Baroni

"I won! I'm the best ever! Ever!" -Phil Baroni

"If you're in someone's guard and you can't take a punch from them then you're a pussy and should stick to grappling." -Phil Baroni

"I'm the best." -Phil Baroni

Phil Baroni by Wenusan May 15, 2006

Pussy Baron 

A titled given to a man who has arrived to the highest state of the male existance; having all the pussy he can ever want.

Huh Hefner is a Pussy Baron.

The Pussy Baron is always smiling.

Pussy Baron by I, The Pussy Baron January 2, 2009