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flash bastard 

British slang for a rich person who exhibits poor taste. The high society version of a chav.

Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.
Jerry's been checking the time all night just so he can show off his Rolex, the flash bastard.
flash bastard by Keenath July 1, 2008
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Action Bastard 

A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.
Wow, thanks action bastard! you really saved my ass back there.
Action Bastard by flclimax1 September 7, 2007
the way a new york and people from certain parts of jersey say bastard.

Plural: basta'ds
"Basta'd! I didn't know who you were!"

"Ah, you basta'd."

"What am I an asshole? Fuck you, ya basta'd!"
basta'd by YoungAuthorXVIII March 4, 2009

Bastard Whore Fucker

A guy who cheats on his wife or fiancee with a slut.
Dick: Honey, I want to apologize for not remembering our anniversary yesterday, will you forgive me?

Jane: You didn't even come home last night You were probably screwing your secretary you Bastard Whore Fucker! I'm leaving you!
Bastard Whore Fucker by ttboy123 August 29, 2011

Bastardly Cold 

When the weather outside is so cold that it makes you want to call it a bastard

The term is especially apt when you get caught by a gust of freezing wind
"Hey, have you been outside today?"

"Yeah, I'd put on a few layers if I were you. It's bastardly cold out there"
Bastardly Cold by mib2347 December 17, 2011

bastur mate 

A bastur mate is some to share whacking it with.
Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?

Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
bastur mate by scodder September 29, 2012