Angel Zones

A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.

"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"

Angel Zones by Barry Isacunt November 3, 2017

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erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

erogenous zones by craig March 12, 2003

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Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones

This is worse than any other insult ever created in mankind. It is worse than ur grandpap a trap and ur family tree lgbt. This wil melt your face and disintegrate you on the spot so you cannot go to hell or heaven and you are trapped in limbo having this said to you for eternity.

Brad: Ur mom gay
Anon: Ur daddy lesbian
Brad:Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones
(Anon fucking dies and turns into dust and gets sent to limbo for the rest of time dying endlessly.)

Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones by Gumpy_Little_Cuck April 18, 2018

Zones

Another word for the 'Oyster Cards' the blue plastic cards used to travel in place of tickets on London underground and busses.

e.g. "I'm to hungover to drive, got your Zones?", or "I need to top up my Zones"

Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones

Got life , I got my life

Zones by Neilyneil August 19, 2008

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zones

Your appearance. Your zones is your carefully sculpted appearance.

*Goes and sticks a twig in his afro*
"Hey man, don't mess with mah zones!"

zones by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

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Zorned

To physically consume or use too much of something to the point in which you can not do it again.

1- Ahh dude too much Lays potato chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.

1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.

Zorned by 69 A11 April 8, 2010

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zones wang

inexistant not there nothing a blank stare

vagina or non-existant something you stick a penis into

zones wang by NightWolf February 5, 2004

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