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a word that shaggy used in Scooby Doo. it died down for a long time but recently Andrew McKenna has made it extremely popular among his friends and colleagues.
Andrew uses it when he scores a goal in FIFA.
Dang that was a nice goal. ZOINKS!
zoinks by Jurgis January 4, 2009
"That girl is so drunk, she's giving free zoinks"
zoinks by Scrapheap May 12, 2007
I just utterly took something from you and you didn't even realize...
Proper usage after taking object: "ZOINKS!"
zoinks by Nova><Master October 29, 2006
The expression of which when you are frightened,scared,etc.
Oh Zoinks!
Zoinks by Rakrad November 16, 2017
Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation
"ZOINKS"
Zoinks by BoricJarl March 1, 2018
A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.
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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
2
"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
3
"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"