A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it
automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt
compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge
heart of gold.