Wompy 

Wompy is just some fucked up shit it can be used for mostly anything

Ex) That shit just looks so wompy

Wompy by Wompy Jr December 4, 2019

Wompy 

Someone with a unlucky, clumsy and pathetic nature and seem to fail at most things they try to accomplish on a day to day basis

“Take your wompy ass out of here”
“You’re a wompy bunch of pudding wrapped bitches”

Wompy by ChasingChaos October 27, 2020

wompy jawed 

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

wompy jawed by yo'dude January 21, 2010

wompy machine 

your dick

My wompy machine is 8 inches!

wompy machine by blaise June 15, 2003

Wompy Bomp 

A low budget form of musical entertainment performed with water bottles comtaining varying amounts of liquid. The bottles are either shaken, hit with a blunt object or slammed against furniture or people. Inspired by the popular performing group Stomp.

You actually payed to see Abby doing Wompy Bomp? You must be out of your mind.

Wompy Bomp by M. Payne January 16, 2008

wompy tool 

your hand (it makes you wompy)

I just cut open my wompy tool with a butterfly knife!

wompy tool by blaise June 15, 2003

wompy eye 

A little askew or off from the norm creating a slight freakish appearance.

Ames, from The Batcherlorette Season 2011, has some wompy eyes, but really went wompy eyed when he got punched in the face in his pink get up in China.

wompy eye by fickle pickle June 29, 2011