men written by women 

‘men written by women’ is an expression meaning to say that a man is truly a good person. they belong to the category of men who act/sound like they were ‘written by women’, aka those who actually correspond to the female (or anyone’s) expectations.

they are socially aware, respectful intersectional feminists. they do not care for toxic masculinity and very often have a soothing presence to those around them.

Men written by women are men who are up to great standards.

Damn, he sounds like he was written by a woman.

Really?
Yeah, he does more than the bare minimum.

Examples: Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo, Dylan O’Brien, Chris Evans, Timothée Chalamet, Dev Patel, Caleb McLaughlin, Logan Lerman

men written by women by tokami June 29, 2021

'no women, no kids' 

The code of a professional Assassin.

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'

'no women, no kids' by PatSouth January 8, 2014

Womp Tard 

An annoying person who only listens to dubstep. They are the kids rolling and womping the hardest at shows. Usually have on jerseys, flat bill's with pins from shows, and bring glowsticks.

David: Sup bro you hitting up the Bassnectar show tonight?

Schaefer: Yea bra I've been womping out all week in my apartment jammin' some Skrillex. Sonny's bass lines are SICK bra absolutely FILTHY!! Pumped for Bassnectar ready for the first drop!!!

David: Damn what a womp tard.

Womp Tard by blayzinjimm68 July 25, 2012

single women in your area 

They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.

person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re

single women in your area by £420.69 January 25, 2022

Womensplaining 

“The tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than does a man and who, consequently, proceed to explain to him- correctly or not- things that he already knows.”

"Jessica was womensplaining all night about the politics of the PTA board at school. She has never even been on the board."

Womensplaining by urkmale February 4, 2020

slutty women's Halloween costume formula 

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

slutty women's Halloween costume formula by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

wampeter 

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

wampeter by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008