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womanese 

A woman's way of blowing smoke up your ass,sort of like how politicans or executives talk to lower ranked or working class people,a way of telling you something without telling you.
Guy:what are you doing on Saturday? Girl:I'm really busy all weekend I have to check my schedule. In reality she doesn't want nothing to do with him,but she's being nice about it.That's what womanese is.
womanese by John Hitchner May 12, 2007
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Womancest 

The act of sexual intercourse between two adult female relatives.
The mother and daughter fucked each other in an act of womancest
Womancest by A.L November 23, 2002

Womannequin 

"that biotch aint nothin but a womannequin"
Womannequin by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Woahness 

When you are too tired to say whoa. Cooler and more LEGIT way to say ... WHOA.!!
Dan: I Got a cat today.
Steve: WOAHNESS BRAH

Wominess 

The little voice I side a women; that makes them a sassy brat!
My sister Dawn is the only full blown wominess I know!
Wominess by Shawn “Mcmuffin” February 11, 2023

womanese 

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
womanese by judochop November 12, 2007

wombatness 

In the being of wombat. To have lots of the power of the wombat.
The is a mighty sword of wombatness.