Wikipedia 

A free online open-source encyclopedia that unfortunately falls prey to the pseudo-intellectual pimply obese 12 year olds who so often become moderators on internet forums. While the idea of everyone in the world compiling their knowledge into one source is pretty good, the fact that anybody can edit anything and that what classifies as a "neutral point of view" is decided by opinionated teenagers prevents Wikipedia from being a legitimate encyclopedia and maintains its role as a dumping ground for useless anime trivia and pointless facts about final fantasy characters. While it shouldn't be hard to touch up and change the more opinionated and useless articles, "Wikipedians" would much rather debate the most pointless and trivial details of whatever the situation is than actually fix anything.

My teacher wouldn't let me use Wikipedia because she said it didn't count as a real encyclopedia.

Wikipedia by TheWalrus January 9, 2008

Wikipedia 

Tortures are the new norm here in 2023

So-called people on Wikipedia will be like this

- Hail Jimmy Wales!

- Hail Angela Merkel!

Wikipedia by Barkingdog June 3, 2023

wikipedia 

The world's largest forum for anonymous arguments. Argue with everyone in the world on any topic imaginable. You may be Stephen Hawking, so-called "expert", but you need to reconcile your views on black holes with Bob from Idaho who thinks they are portals to Narnia and find some neutral point of view that you can both agree on.

I wanted to find a place to argue about Bruce Jenner's Wheaties boxes and found Wikipedia.

wikipedia by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

Wikipedia 

A scam. You're an idiot for even opening it. Nobody is paid to write anything here. Jimmy Wales and Wikimedia Foundations makes sure that nobody is paid.

'Wikipedia Taken Over By Left, Nobody Should Trust It': Wikipedia Co-founder Larry Sanger

Wikipedia by Barkingdog April 17, 2023

Wikipedia 

The only encyclopedia with more information on Sonic the Hedgehog than William Shakespeare.

Wikipedia is the ultimate pseudo-intellectual resource.

Wikipedia by radium February 28, 2007

wikipedia 

Britannica on the bathroom wall.

"I didn't know Mr. Siegenthaler killed JFK. Thanks, Wikipedia!"

wikipedia by Limecat Never Forget November 9, 2008

wikipedia 

The most biased and inaccurate source of information on Planet Earth. They claim that anyone can edit and contribute but this is not true. Any attempt to add or edit content is removed within 5 minutes by registered douchebag editors with no lives who sit around 24 hours a day, just waiting to delete whatever you might add.

I tried to correct Wikipedia's entry on the Earth by saying that it's round but someone reverted back to say that the Earth is square.

wikipedia by Dude Regular February 21, 2011