Wiking Off 

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.

Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!

Wiking Off by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011

waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoff Wigington 

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.

I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.

Geoff Wigington by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019

winking boner 

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

winking boner by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

WikiNazi 

Editors of WikiPedia articles (mostly admins) that suck the fun out of participating, by nit-pickingly enforcing every rule, thus driving out those who have knowledge of the subject matter, leaving only fellow WikiNazis.

WikiPedia used to be fun, but the WikiNazis have ruined everything.

WikiNazi by formerWikiPediaContributor May 10, 2010