Winfield Park 

A small town in New Jersey that does exist.
It is small, and has unusual rules.
People from Winfield Park are either extremely unusual, or super awesome. Sometimes even both.

P1: That kid was from Winfield Park.
P2: ....That explains a lot.

Winfield Park by STFU ABOUT WINFIELD January 16, 2009

Xandir P. Wifflebottom 

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.

"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom

Xandir P. Wifflebottom by TotalFandamonium August 7, 2010

wifies

A really nice Minecraft YouTuber who somewhat plagiarizes from other Hermitcraft YouTubers for videos and also creates a lot of original content. He is a really nice, good, and smart person in real life and is a really good friend.

Wow, Wifies is such a good Minecraft YouTuber, he should have so many more subs.

wifies by Prankster999 October 31, 2019

wiffed 

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

wiffed by theoneDub October 24, 2007

wifflenacker 

An unpleasant person, who is either nasty, stupid, or both.

Collective noun: bunch

"He kept waffling on so much I missed lunch, what a wifflenacker."

"Almost ran me off the road, bloody wifflenacker."

wifflenacker by Weirdtree September 19, 2011

Wiffle-Beer 

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.

Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.

Wiffle-Beer by psylemon November 3, 2011

winfield blue

The true blue Aussie cigarette.

Just goin' down the shop for a packa' winnie blues an' a chocky milk

or

I am going to the store to purchase a packet of Winfield Blue's and a chocolate milk

winfield blue by Bloke Man May 9, 2008