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whitewashed 

A derogatory term used to describe a minority who has assimilated with western society. The "White washed" person does not necessarily abandon his/her own culture but rather embrace others beside his/her own. Some people take it as a compliment while others take it as an insult.

Just because I am open minded does not mean I am whitewashed. Get it straight!
whitewashed by Maxiiee September 25, 2008
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Jack Whitehall 

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.
This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.
Jack Whitehall by japan air December 31, 2010

Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.
Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.

Whitehouse Station, NJ 

Located in Readington Township, in Hunterdon County (wealthiest county in the country), New Jersey. Whitehouse Station takes its name from Whitehouse (adjacent neighborhood) and Abraham Van Horn's 18th Century Tavern. This small town is settled comfortably amidst rolling hills and scenic farmland.

This town also kicks ass because of the adorable stone library-slash-train station, nearby Cushetunk Mountain and Round Valley Reservoir, and the fantastic La Casa Bianca, a locally-owned, Italian cuisine, fine dining establishment. The beautiful Rockaway Reformed Church stands proudly at the end of the main street (Route 523), and is worth a quick visit to see its charming stained glass windows.

Nearby shopping includes Bridgewater Commons, in Bridgewater Township, and Liberty Village Outlet Center, in Flemington.
"I took my girlfriend to La Casa Bianca in Whitehouse Station, NJ for dinner on Valentine's Day and she adored it!"

Living in Whitehouse Station, NJ makes you forget about places like Newark and Trenton.

Jack Whitehall 

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.
Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.
Jack Whitehall by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

WhiteWashed 

Someone who doesn’t act their race from racist stereotypes. But this is not true. From someone doesn’t speak their native language that doesn’t mean they’re whitewashed.
Jane Doe: I’m Mexican but I don’t speak Spanish or listen to Spanish music

John Doe: I hate people like you. So whitewashed .

whitewash 

A term that now has also come to refer to the entertainment industry's attempt at making ethnic characters more appealing to the white, money-spending masses by making exotic characters less ethnic and more "white."
Isn't Chun Li supposed to be 100% Chinese? Why did Hollywood totally whitewash her and cast a half-asian actress to play her in that horrible new Street Fighter movie??

Thanks to commercial whitewashing, every token "black" girl on tv has become a light skinned black girl. This does not bode well for dark skinned black actresses.