wet hands 

A Minecraft song made by the severely underrated C418. Mainly referenced to Stampy long Nose.

Wow Wet Hands? C418? What a nigger.

wet hands by Kameron exe April 21, 2021

Wet Handed

When a man is caught starring at a girls Boobs or ass. Almost reaching a point of wetting himself. Also considered "red Handed" just sexual.

Rick- Hey Joe What the hell are you doing?
Joe- what?...huh?...oh i was fazing out
Rick- You're looking at that blonds ass huh?
Joe- uh...no
Rick- Ahhh your caught wet handed

Wet Handed by Chance Mills February 7, 2009

wet-handed 

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

wet-handed by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

wet-hander 

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."

wet-hander by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

wet cowboy handkerchief 

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.

My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.

wet cowboy handkerchief by salty cracker June 21, 2017

wet boogie hands 

Strange white or clear liquid on ones hands.

Justin bieber was gay so he had wet boogie hands.

wet boogie hands by realactualdefreal August 6, 2016

no why are your hands wet 

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them

“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”

no why are your hands wet by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023