wankie hankie

Any fabric implement used for the mopping up of semen after a good episode of one handed love making

I’m out of tissues, I need to find a wankie hankie

wankie hankie by Tempo82 August 5, 2019

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Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

Wankie Doodle by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

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Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

Captin Wankie by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

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Frankie wankie

Frankie is very hot and very dunny but is always so mean and always sending videos to everyone but me and that’s so mean and I’m emo cause she broke my Heart 💔🖤⛓😢

Person 1 : do you love Frankie wankie

Person 2 : I made a hole in my wall for her

Frankie wankie by Fagma fr May 7, 2022