Now wait just a diddly darn minute 

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

Now wait just a diddly darn minute by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017

Wait, thats not my pocket 

Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!"

Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"

Wait, thats not my pocket by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

wait, wait, wait, now!

a phrase taken from the precog in the hit film "Minority Report"; the "now" was added to have some form of finality, which Spielberg forgot to add. When playing Mario Kart 64, or Foosball, it might be necessary to say this phrase in order to time your shot correctly.

(During an intense game of Mario Kart 64 or foosball) Wait, wait, wait, NOW!

wait, wait, wait, now! by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum 

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

wait, NONONONONO 

What you say right before something really bad happens, but you don't realise it until the last moment.

Kid: *tries feeding chocolate to the dog*

Parent: wait, NONONONONO

wait, NONONONONO by Mr.Reee June 11, 2022

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. 

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021

Wait... You're NOT Hym 

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

Wait... You're NOT Hym by Hym Iam September 23, 2023