WAD

WAD is an acronym for "works as designed"

Is this a bug or WAD?

WAD by modicr May 27, 2007

WAD

Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.

My opening line on Tinder was that my dick was a WAD. She never replied. Can't imagine why.

WAD by falsetokaiba April 9, 2019

WAD

Wednesday Afternoon Drinks.

The earlier version of or prelude to WND.

Probably the best of all AD's, because Wednesday is just a great day to go out drinking.
Best enjoying in moderation, having WND on a weekly basis is fine, a weekly WAD however will lead to serious brain damage.

Also be careful combining WAD with too many other AD's during the same week.

MAD, TAD, ThAD and FAD are fine, but WAD is best!

A: Are we going for WND today?

B: Why not make it a WAD for once?

A: I'm in!

WAD by Milanifan January 21, 2011

wad

white milky ejaculate fired from the penis, usually down a womans throat

she sucked me until i blew a huge steamy wad in her mouth .... bitch swallowed every drop :)

wad by juice November 3, 2002

Wad

Noun- One load or one outburst, generally refering to cum: Wad of cum.

I kept fuck'n shorty until I had to let go and burst out wad of cum in her mouth and forced her to guzzle every last drop.

Wad by Dime Goswami April 6, 2004

Wad

(n) a juicy, and delicious pinch or pouch of dipping tobacco. It can be Skoal, Longhorn, Copenhagen, ect., but most experienced "wadders" prefer Grizzly tobacco products. Career wadders may switch between brands but typically stay loyal to one brand. The typical wad consists of one fairly large pinch of longcut dip or two (2) pouches. A wad is most enjoyed early in the morning, at exactly 4:40 p.m., or late at night. A wad is also enjoyable after lunch or dinner because many veteran "wadders" believe it helps digest the food.

Cash, Con man, TC III, and I all enjoyed our typical 4:40 wad session.

Wad by RiversideE109A December 26, 2009

wad

cum that is fired from a mans penis, after he either pleases himself or fucks another person.

oh my god, that wad was big, it went everywere!

wad by cort_09 October 24, 2007