Stephan Urkelle 

Steven Urkel's very cool alter ego. After years of being the world's most renowned nerd, Steven Urkel finally used his scientific prowess to create something useful. Steven Urkel created a machine which could transform him into a cool ass guy who actually got laid. Within a few episodes he started macking his ugly neighbor Laura, who he had been chasing for years. That self righteous superficial bitch finally fell for him and he began hittin' it steady. His invention however could not change or mask his voice. Even after transforming from Steven Urkel to Stephan Urkelle, he still sounded like he had a hot wheel in each nostril.

Steven Urkel: "Did I do that?"

Stephan Urkelle: "Yeah I did it, and you love it."

Stephan Urkelle by Izzy1979 October 16, 2006

Urkel Jerk

Jacking off while looking in a mirror when you're dressed as Steve Urkel.

As I was getting for Halloween dressed as Steve Urkel, I busted a quick Urkel Jerk.

Urkel Jerk by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

Urkel Punch 

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.

(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.

Urkel Punch by f'd August 4, 2010

Urked 

Something that is really, really annoying. Like when my brother tells me something isn't spelled right.

See, I told you it was spelled urked.

Urked by rhiannonrae September 5, 2005

Urkel Circle 

A circle jerk where everyone is dressed as Steve Urkel.

Eric from Plaza Tire throws the best Urkel Circles

Urkel Circle by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

Pulled an Urkel 

to be extremely nerdy at random

I thought he was cool but then he pulled an Urkel and came to the party wearing suspenders.

Pulled an Urkel by omega20mm August 23, 2007

Urkel my wife 

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

Urkel my wife by URkEL September 30, 2012