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unfuckettable

/ˌənfəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.
"Unfuckettable ... that's what you are ..."

No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.
unfuckettable by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.
Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.
Upfucker by One dude. May 21, 2009

upfuckery 

–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. fucked up action or conduct.
2. a fucked up action, performance, or thing.
We all loocked down on the village idiot's upfuckery.

Tom Cruise just committed high upfuckery of levels I could barely comprehend.
upfuckery by Jonathan R.R. October 1, 2008

unfucked 

Sex so terrible that you feel like you've become a virgin
"Cameron was so terrible, I've basically been unfucked."
unfucked by The Hoely One December 30, 2014

ufuckery 

Refers to egregious acts of rudeness or cruelty inflicted upon people by the university system.
I once witnessed a prime example of ufuckery when I saw a ufucker dean warn a suicidal student that expulsion would occur if an "attempt" were made. Upon asking the dean what that was all about, he explained to me that suicidal students "cost the university a lot of money." That poor student was totally ufucked.
ufuckery by darknessatnoon March 7, 2008

unfuckerish

A term to show how nice/kind/friendly/helpful/awesome people are.
Fann: Damn, why do I meet all the fuckers in the world?

Alfred: Oh, God is showing you all the fuckers in this world so that you will know how unfuckerish I am. :D
unfuckerish by Kaitology April 9, 2009