Umpa-Lumpia 

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.

I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia

Umpa-Lumpia by gatterband January 20, 2009

Umpa-Lumpa 

a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan

there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today

Umpa-Lumpa by Cocoliso January 6, 2005

umpa-lumpa 

a short bronze colored person with green hair possibly desendents of leprecons who knows a lot about the rights and wrong of a candy factory and are taught to spontainiosly break out with a funky fresh beat about those rights and wrongs

watch willie wanka and the chocolate factory a.k.a "umpa-lumpas galore"

umpa-lumpa by TJ muenzie A.k.A Tigit or tito February 24, 2004

Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

Umpa Lumpa by sean July 15, 2001

Umpa Lumpa

A being that originated from Lumpa land. These creatures are a tree dwelling species that are often obsessed with the cocoa bean. While searching Lumpa land Willy wonka(the amazing chocolateer) discovered there beings and invited them to work in it chocolate factory where they could have all the cocoa beans they wanted. These creatures are often seen singing catchy tunes about naughty, horrible children.

"Daddy, I want an Umpa lumpa, Get me one now!"

Umpa Lumpa by Boyfrmhicktwn September 13, 2005

Umpa-Lumpa 

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa-Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa-Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa-Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

Umpa-Lumpa by shelax September 24, 2008

umpa lumpa handshake 

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.

"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"

umpa lumpa handshake by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011