twen-cen 

ridiculously, delusionally, hopelessly, laughably old-school, out-of-touch, short-sighted, stupid, or otherwise painfully and obviously ignorant of the realities of life in the 21st century. from 'twentieth century.'

hundreds of 12-year olds are getting rich on ebay every week and my parents are locked into this hideously twen-cen vision of a daughter with a college degree, a suit, and a 9 to 5.

twen-cen by phototropik September 24, 2006

twen-twen 

The year 2020.

I can't believe we're a third of the way through twen-twen already.

twen-twen by frankiemenuts March 15, 2020

twenty twen twen 

Notable quote made in the first "Friday" feature film by "Smokey" to the Pastor. Also implies a packaged deal just under a foil or fozza.

"Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74th
St. Baptist Church, We call a sin a sin sin!!!"
"Smokey: Well 'round here, at 10
Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twenty twen twen! Arrrrrrr
Niggah!"

twenty twen twen by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

twenty twen twen 

marijuana. (in reference to the medicinal use of marijuana for glaucoma).

I'm gonna pack a bowl of twenty twen twen and get baked.

twenty twen twen by savage Henry C. King March 20, 2003

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

thick and pasty twenty-wiper by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

Twenty Stick-Boobs 

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.

07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...

Twenty Stick-Boobs by Telephony July 23, 2012

Twenty9United 

A legend in the FT community. Always there for people when they need him the most. He’s probably the biggest Kai Havertz in the world and he’s the Leverkusen admin’s best friend.

Twenty9United is the goat.

Twenty9United by a pseudonym was here before June 23, 2020