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fake turbulence 

When an airplane goes through what the passengers belive to be turbulence, but the pilot is just recieving head and can't control himself.
"This plane ride has been bumpy, must be some bad turbulence."
"Or maybe that hot flight attendent who went into the cockpit and him are doing something, she has been in there for awhile now we could be experiencing some fake turbulence."
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an adjective used to describe something that is crazy, cool or both.
thats pretty turbulent!!!!!
turbulent by sepoo lover April 18, 2006

emotionally turbulent

Emotionally all over the fucking place and it’s just non-stop
Maddie: Yo Shelly is so emotionally turbulent from the shit she is getting into
emotionally turbulent by madlhs16 December 28, 2017

Turbulence

Clapping with no hands.
Bro got mad turbulence notgon lie πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―
Turbulence by papijackson April 29, 2023

Whole Lotta Turbulence 

Created by, " @officialjustjo" on TikTok, it is essentially while making your ass clap by bouncing UP and Down at a rapid rate. There are different forms of this move with the second most notable being "delayed turbulence."
" I was in class and Jay started to make a Whole Lotta Turbulence whenever he jumped away from the roach.

Turdulence 

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

Backside Turbulence 

A sexual position often leveraged when available space does not allow for a typical "North-South" thrusting motion from behind. The BT receiver moves vigorously in an "East-West" motion while the giver remains steadfastly inserted, thereby enabling intense gratification for both parties. Airline restrooms and small shower stalls lend themselves well to BT.
Wanna join the mile high club? I do but there's barely enough room for both of us in there, it'll never work. Plenty of space backside turbulence.
Backside Turbulence by Orekansas November 15, 2021