turd sandwich 

something nasty

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich

turd sandwich by german9pacman February 15, 2010

Turd Sandwich 

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

Turd Sandwich by Konfukd December 2, 2019

turd sandwich 

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

turd sandwich by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

Turd sandwich 

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame

you being a turd sandwich

Turd sandwich by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

turd sandwich 

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

turd sandwich by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Turd Sandwich 

From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!

Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH

Turd Sandwich by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

[Turd sandwich] 

Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.

Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.

[Turd sandwich] by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015