post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD) 

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD) by Chawncey July 24, 2014

Post-traumatic stress boner 

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

Post-traumatic stress boner by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder 

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

post traumatic school syndrome 

The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation.

"Hey man you look tired."

"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."

post traumatic school syndrome by ~CS October 16, 2008

post-traumatic sex 

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.

Post traumatic sex fucking rules!

post-traumatic sex by Duke January 22, 2003

post traumatic poop syndrome

1. The feeling one gets after a particularly painful poop that leaves one fearful of the poops to come.

2. The state of terror that one enters upon completing a fierce poop, knowing a second shall follow shortly after.

3. Flashbacks of a terrifying beer, taco,hot wing or dairy poop that influance what one consumes.

My assholes on fire, that shit gave me post traumatic poop syndrome I never want to crap again.

Every time I think about going to Hooters my post traumatic poop syndrome kicks in and I change my mind

post traumatic poop syndrome by Vinnie the Drip December 14, 2009

Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder

Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.

Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.

Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.

Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder by Sasha-Star May 29, 2020