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Trucker's Knuckles 

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.

Trucker's Dream 

A woman that a trucker can have sex with easily and with no strings attached. Because of the nomadic nature of truck driving, it is desirable to be able to meet women on the road (such as at truck stops) and engage in clandestine behavior without having any commitment.
She was a trucker's dream if I ever did see one.
Trucker's Dream by Roberto L July 11, 2007

trucker's breakfast 

waking up in an 18-wheeler with a dick in your mouth.
she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.
trucker's breakfast by hanktown February 6, 2010

trucker's toilet 

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.

Trucker's wife 

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck
Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!
Trucker's wife by arakc August 14, 2011

Trucker's wood 

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
Trucker's wood by Trollstoy May 21, 2013