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jehovah's twitness 

a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
jehovah's twitness by mockschmock December 15, 2006
A female with no rack.
Wow Dylan, Anna is so titless
Titless by Male Parts September 5, 2016
An undesirable ugly old woman with no tits. Also has a loose clown's pocket pussy who gave her husband a heart attack with from lack of pleasure.
Mary Kishbaugh is titless.
titless by boboe3 October 30, 2008

titless teller 

A cash despensing machine located at a gas station, bank, or grocery store.
Hey dude, meet me at the scumbys store. I'll get ya' the forty bucks I owe ya' from the titless teller.

That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.

twitness 

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
twitness by QuacksO September 19, 2020

Tiltness 

The level of tilt someone is experiencing
Yo Daryl cool it, your tiltness is over 9000!
Tiltness by TaylorMadeJackson March 30, 2021