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thinking with the little head 

1) The inability of the human male to process information clearly; attributed to a sudden, overwhelming hormonal influx produced by non-physical sexual stimuli.

2) Male awed or aroused by an article of sexual appeal.

The term “thinking with the little head” is prevalent in the heterosexual arena; however, homosexual males may experience measures of “thinking with the little head”.
“Forget about hittin’ that. Stop thinking with the little head, Jeff. Stay focused bro.”
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Thinking inside the box 

Take off on an overused board room expression, only this one actually has some actual meaning. To think inside the box simply means to have your mind on sex.
Dude, that board room meeting with Hal & Tom was so boring...they kept talking about thinking outside the box all the while while I was thinking inside the box while staring at the copy girl.

thinking outside the box 

The thoughts a male has during intercourse to delay his impending ejaculation. Examples include sports, work, movies and his grandmother's loose, grungy, mothball ridden cunt.
Mike 2: Dude I came in like .08 seconds last night, my wife was pissed.

Mike 1: Guess you weren't thinking outside the box!

Thinking outside the dirtbox

To either accept your girlfriend's refusal to allow anal sex or to find a creative way to get her to change her mind.
Chris: My girlfriend says she finds the thought of anal sex disgusting.
Stu: Looks like you're going to have to start thinking outside the dirtbox.

Thinking outside of the circle 

Thinking outside of the circle. Refers to someone who thinks more differently, and thinks in the mind of a genius.
Albert Einstein was a mental thinker who would often think outside of the circle.

Thinking Outside of the Circle: someone who thinks in the mind of genius and is usually smarter than other people.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?

What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. 😂😂 Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"

Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."

Some bitch "Why!?"

Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."

Dumb can't "What about the children!?"

Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."

Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."

Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."

Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."

Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."

Thinking your cool from the past 

“Thinking your cool from the past” if a person Says that, It means Your Cool from the past and They are thinking your have the same thing in common.

And they want to be friends with you again Cause They thought how cool you were back then.
“Hey I’ve been thinking your cool and wanting to be friends cause we have talken before and I had a feeling having stuff in common not in a gay way.” (Thinking your cool from the past)