the shrimp

When a guy jerks off in fetus position and ejaculates in his own mouth.

Ashley is really gross.. He did the shrimp infront of everyone. He said it was no big deal.

the shrimp by KrazyKane May 17, 2009

deveining the shrimp 

The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.

Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.

deveining the shrimp by RustyShacklefordML July 20, 2017

Tossing The Shrimp 

When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.

I heard Molly was tossing the shrimp with Gary and Jayce.

Tossing The Shrimp by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

the shrimp

Something that is awesome

me="I got a pile of gow for real cheap last night"
friend="thats the shrimp"
friend2="wait till you smoke some man it's the shrimp"

the shrimp by Matt(MBW) May 28, 2006

peel the shrimp 

Peeling the shrimp is wanking off a boy. The shrimp is his intimate area.

I’m gonna peel the shrimp later

peel the shrimp by Teekz26 May 9, 2018

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

The Shrimp Eye by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

dip the shrimp 

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals

Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!

dip the shrimp by Teenytuna May 7, 2018