Something in the pear 

Absolute Pear
Soda water
Sprite

A little lemonade

A little grenadine

Something in the pear is… Defined as Sweet, yet tart and absolutely amazing…

Something in the pear by Cody Gay July 18, 2023

Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with a side of pear salad

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger, you should try it!"

Pear Goes the Neighborhood Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl 

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.

All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 11, 2007

flick the pearl 

Female masturbation, also known as jilling or flick the bean

"When I'm bored and lonely, I go home and flick the pearl"

flick the pearl by anon-fo-sheezy March 26, 2008

polishing the pearl 

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008

clutch the pearls

To be aghast; stunned.

When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.

clutch the pearls by talk2me-JCH2 June 21, 2023

Shout out to all the pears 

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

Shout out to all the pears by StoPCampinGn00b December 4, 2014