The man, the myth, the legend 

Scott Sterling

Scott "The man, the myth, the legend" Sterling has done it again! He somehow continues to block every last shot using only his face! He is truly incredible.

The man, the myth, the legend by Sterling, Scott June 18, 2020

Devyn the "Man" 

He is such a cool boy plus really popular and if you have him as a friend he will mostly look at you in a way where it makes you feel comfortable and happy to even have him in your life. People who don't like Devyn should fuck off because he is sensitive and if you try to hurt him he might not come to school for 2 or 3 days.

Wow Devyn the "Man" is so nice I could almost feel like there is nothing I can do for him to stop looking at me.

Devyn the "Man" by halo lowis May 23, 2022

the man behind the slaughter

the man behind the killing of 5 kids, usually referred to as Purple Guy.

"Man, the man behind the slaughter is kinda fucked up."

the man behind the slaughter by NPC April 1, 2020

Portugal. The Man 

An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.

Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.

Portugal. The Man by madsmel November 21, 2013

The Man's Prayer 

Prayer for men, ironic. From "Red Green" Canadian public access television.

"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." -The Man's Prayer

The Man's Prayer by RookCastle February 20, 2013

the man behind the slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

the man behind the slaughter

the man behind the slaughter by ruby stevens May 21, 2020

The Man-Child 

Often displays one or more of the following characteristics:

1) Games like there's no tomorrow

2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child

3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you

4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements

5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed

6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge

Oh look The Man-Child... Run!!!
Jeez Tom don't be The Man-Child aka a pain in the ass

The Man-Child by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018