Waxing the Franana 

When a person named Wesley gets really horny he turns into a Franana and spanks the monkey for several hours on the toilet in his downstairs halfbathroom.

Me- "Hey where is Wesley?"

Mason- "He saw a hot chick at the mall and went for a Waxing the Franana session at home."

Me- "sigh"

Waxing the Franana by Crazycajun December 5, 2013

The France of American Sports 

Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.

New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.

The France of American Sports by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

frances the mute 

The new album of crazyily awesome prog band, The Mars Volta should be an amazing album.

Frances The Mute comes out March 1. I am counting down the days.

frances the mute by marxvsmith January 23, 2005

The country France 

"France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy. That's all its for."
-James May

James: the country France is there so you can drive to Italy
Everyone who is sane: Yes

The country France by YourLocalFBIAgent February 15, 2022

frances the mute 

The set-to-be-insane sophomore effort of The Mars Volta, set to be released on March 1st.

Oddly enough, Frances of Rome is the patron saint of widows. Her feast day is March 9th, which I think would be a much more fitting day for release of the album.

FtM is set to be out on March 1st. I'm so stoked!

frances the mute by El_Gordo February 26, 2005

Frances the Mute 

Probably the best Album to come out in 2005 this year. The Mars Volta push the limits of prog rock with this album. Focusing their album more on song length, TMV did something very unique with this album. Basically having one whole song cut up into sections.

Frances the Mute is like a wave of electronic pulse riveting sensation that electrifies the body in a current of complex riffs, collaborations of several different arts of music, along with compassionate vocals, compressing this album into one harmonic sequence of greatness. The Mars Volta are pushing all the limits of Progressive Rock Music.

Frances the Mute by Chris April 20, 2005

The San Fran Chalupa

When you zip yourself into a sleeping bag and you have two gay guys fight to see who rips a hole in the bag first to fuck you

My friends from San Francisco invited me for a Mexican dish called the San Fran Chalupa, but now my sleeping bag isn't water proof and my intestines are due for a sonogram in two months

The San Fran Chalupa by Brooksie September 4, 2019