Francis the Filth 

He has sent me.

Mission . . . Calibrating . . . Mission Module Activated . . . Mission Acquired.
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"Francis the Filth has sent me here."

Francis the Filth by francis' disciple March 13, 2023

the underlying filth 

the dark matter that builds up uner your toenail after 3 months of avoidance, not to mention it smells like rotten mayo the dwells in liklyness of teste satchel.

you smell like the underlying filth , i want to kill my whole family

the underlying filth by oren November 6, 2004

The Duvet of Filth

The Duvet of Filth in the Old Testament Was placed on top of Dennis even though he already had a blanket and was fully clothed. On the third minute Dennis rose again and never slept again.

Pazuzu killed those people but the Duvet of filth pulled the strings.

The Duvet of Filth by West coast cardboard April 15, 2021

Plead The Fifth 

verb, to plead the fifth

In a United States court case, to cite one's own Constitutional right in the Fifth Amendment to "remain silent" as a defendant, or to not be forced to testify against one's self. This is why a lawyer cannot simply force a defendant into a confession while under oath.

you will look very suspicious when saying it tho

"Did you kill Jimmy?"
"I plead the fifth."

Plead The Fifth by cheesisnice August 2, 2019

The Filthy Serrano 

Performing anal sex with your partner until your weiner is sufficiently coated in feces and you are about to blow your load, you quickly pull out, turn your partner around and wipe your weiner across their eye brows until a uni brow is clearly visible. Finally you shove your junk in to their mouth and blow your load. Immediately after, you must back up five to ten feet, point at there face, and yell in an accusing tone "You Filthy Serrano!"

So the other day I totally gave this chick The Filthy Serrano.

The Filthy Serrano by zombeast 2 February 8, 2009

The fifth of never 

The day I will be doing my laundry or any other related event.

Wife: when are you going to do the laundry?
Husband: The fifth of never

The fifth of never by Jermine November 22, 2011

The Fifth Element

The Fifth Element (1997) is a science fiction action movie, directed by Luc Besson, starring Milla Jovovich, Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Chris Tucker, Tricky, Indra Ové and Al Matthews. The aesthetics of the movie were designed by Jean Giraud (Moebius) and Jean-Claude Mézières and it has a strong, European comic book-like look and feel.

The movie places the survival of mankind on the shoulders of Korben Dallas (Willis) after "the Fifth Element" (Jovovich) falls into his taxicab. His mission is to find the other four elements, represented by stones, and to gather them all before a black evil planet collides with the Earth. Mangalores, blockheaded warrior aliens, and Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Oldman), a corporate villain, are bent on thwarting his efforts.

The Fifth Element happens to absolutely rule. The definition above is from Wikipedia.

The Fifth Element by doalim.od.oxex March 17, 2006