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The Lorena Bobbit 

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital
The Lorena Bobbit by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

Bobbin' The Marty

The act of maturbation during school
While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.
Bobbin' The Marty by wetballs69 March 26, 2009

bobbin' the knob 

Blowjob, sucking dick. Her head is bobbing up and down and a dick
Lanie was bobbin' the knob" last night.
bobbin' the knob by Chase satham December 18, 2013

The Solar Bobber 

In the seat(s) below the sun roof of a parked car, the female rides the cock shaft using sun roof for leverage. From the bystandard POV (point of view) her head pokes in and out of view from the sun roof creating a bobbing bobber effect.
"Honey what do you think is going on in there?" as the wifey points out a mysterious visual of a womans head poking in and out of view from the next parked car. "Ha ha sweetheart, thats a bit of the Solar Bobber, the lucky bastard!"

bobbing the lolly 

Bobbing the Lolly is a term used by British Airways flight attendants meaning to give a blowjob. These are particularly appreciated by those long trans-Atlantic travelers, and is just one of the myriad services provided by these travel hostesses.
Sir Neville and Amanda had been necking for quite a while, when she piped up inquisitively and asked Nev if he'd like her to bob his lolly.

"Aye, I was crossing the pond at 10,000 meters and all the while one of those British birds was bobbing the lolly."

The Grizzlin' Bibbies 

You know what this is, I know what this is. That instance right after eating some super spicy food, something your stomach might unknowingly not know will soon get revenge, something along the lines of a Taco Bell buffet of food thereafter. When your colon is begging you to purge whatever unholy conglomeration of foods your mouth just brought in like an intake of fuel to a carburetor. You guts soon begin to create a distress and a fissure of gas unknown to the periodic table begins to form, the type of bubbling that if you don't rush to the shithouse soon, you will surely excavate through your undies and pants or shorts. No one will look at you the same, whether after OR in the toilet area. It's The Grizzlin' Bibbies.
"Man!... I just got done eating that hot hamburger with fries and brown gravy over everything, it was so good, but now I think my stomach has it out for me... I'm sure I have The Grizzlin' Bibbies dude.."

"Sounds to me like you better hurry to the shitbox before everyone looks at you differently man."

The person then rushes to the bathroom, turbo penguin waddling with an ass clench that would make a Vise jealous.

The Lorena Bobbitt 

(n) A sex move performed on appalling men. When the guy tries to do something to you and you feel threatened, you grab the nearest sharpest object and spin it around, like a numb chuck into his dick.
The Lorena Bobbitt: That one dude tried to give me surprise anal, so I Lorena Bobbitted him.