Off the Jones
Off the Jones by D’Ralph April 14, 2021
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jonesing to the jones
A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.
jonesing to the jones by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019
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The Turkey Jones
To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.
Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."
Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"
Chrish Collinsworth- "...."
Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"
Chrish Collinsworth- "...."
Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
The Turkey Jones by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010
the indiana jones
a sexual act that requires the women to run completely nude at a medium to slow pace, while the man chases her with his testicles out. She then flattens on the ground while you roll your balls over her. No one receives pleasure, but everyone has a good laugh and a story.
Dude what did you and amber do yesterday night? Well for example we did the indiana jones, but her ankle broke and she fell. I still rolled my balls across her back.
the indiana jones by Michael Jatcko August 9, 2007
The Martha Jones Effect
The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.
Example #1
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
The Martha Jones Effect by flashwildecard January 3, 2014
The Indiana Jones
When the male keeps a large dildo under the sheets during intercourse and while his penis is in the woman's vagina, he swaps the two without her noticing.
Yo dude, I pulled off The Indiana Jones last night. She didn't even notice but she screamed a little louder.
The Indiana Jones by Mike Irish July 6, 2008