Sumerian Tavern Joke 

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Taliesin 

A near mystical figure who is king of all musicians. Pseudo deity of music.

In his day Elvis almost reached Taliesin status.

The beetles were almost as big as Taliesin, and possibly bigger than Jesus.

Taliesin by TalixZen February 4, 2010

Taniesha 

Taniesha is the nicest, best, sweetest person to ever exist. She is lovable and makes the best friend you could ever have. She is beautiful outside and in, even though she might not believe this herself. Make sure to get to know her as she is quite shy at first. If you don't know what to buy her, get a cat, she loves cats.

Person 1:"Wow look at Taniesha!"
Person 2:" I love her so much!"

Taniesha by TRIGGEREDLOL July 13, 2017

Tavern Tan 

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.

That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.

Tavern Tan by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009

Tacie 

A person who really knocks your socks off, just the sweetest most kind and gentle souls you'll ever meet. One of the sexiest females in the world

Omg that's Tacie for ya

Tacie by Big.Jesse6429 June 17, 2018

tavern wench 

Bar maid

Go get me a drink tavern wench

tavern wench by pookaniggs June 24, 2014

tavier 

Tavier is an sweet guy and very cute he is a person that is always there for u even if he doesn't like u. Tavier is an very unique boy. He is usally an athletic boy that loves to play. Whenever he wants something he gets it.

Tavier the most amazing person

tavier by Big daddy rese March 30, 2017