Free-tarding 

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.

Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.

Free-tarding by Furious_G November 24, 2018

Wing Tarding 

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

Wing Tarding by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021

Bird Turding 

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

Bird Turding by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015

amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

amber turding by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

Tardigrade 

Water-dwelling micro-animal with eight legs.
Quite possibly the toughest animal in nature.

1: Tardigrades can survive 10 years without drinking water.
2: Tardigrades can survive in outer space.

Tardigrade by Redtail September 11, 2014

Trading Rooks 

A chess term meaning exchanging of Rook with your opponent's rook during a chess game.

Trading Rooks was used in the Limited series of a chess movie titled The Queen’s Gambit.

Trading Rooks also means getting Involved in an intimate relationship or entanglement.
I had to exchange my rooks as the king side was getting exposed.

May I know whom you are trading rooks with? I.e May I know whom you are in a relationship with?

I heard you and Joy traded rooks in 2010. How true is that?

Trading Rooks by FawolizzoChess October 27, 2020

Turding Out 

Turding Out is when someone with a social embarrassment will delay taking a dump until everyone has left the room or gone home. This allows the bubbling turds and gas to build up and marinate in their colon. For instance in college 3 of us were sharing a a double hotel room in Las Vegas, my buddy Marco and I were ready to hit the clubs, as was Jason, but he kept saying he'd meet us down in the casino, Marco and I hit the elevator, I realized I didn't have my wallet, went back to the room and heard a cacophony of sounds coming from the bathroom . It sounded like Buddy Rich was on a drum kit , hitting triplets, and while a duck was quacking out, just then a gas cloud hung over the entire suite, I realized that Jason had waited for us to leave so he could turd out the atomic powered dump. I gagged, grabbed my wallet and ran to the elevator.

Adrian waited until she thought everyone was out back on the patio drinking beer, I walked back inside to drain the weasel , as I headed to the guest bathroom, I nearly was knocked out by a hail of incoming high pitched hisses rapid fire farts, and plunks , then I realized I'd have to wait, Adrian was turding out. The hasty funk of this little mousy vixen was choking me out.

Turding Out by Casbah Ken October 24, 2015