Cum Tache 

A home made facial, spaff tache - straight from the vainy love tree

(Adam) Im gonna shoot my load!!
(Kirsty)Wait put it on my lips and give me a cum tache!!

Cum Tache by Sir Marc Wilcox February 6, 2009

wankers tache 

The hair which pertrudes from around the belly button, down to the groin region

Fuck me shep, u wanna sort out that wankers tache, u cud put dread locks in that fucker.

wankers tache by Phil Szczoczarz January 14, 2008

MOOOSE-TACHE 

When a male slides his genitalia across a woman's upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of semen resembling a moustache. This sex act is named after its creator K-MOOSE.

"Yo man, that girl straight up got a MOOOSE-TACHE mang!" "He busted a MO)OSE-TACHE on that freak homie!" "On the real, she loved it when I gave her a MOOOSE-TACHE!"

MOOOSE-TACHE by KMOS January 14, 2009

arse tache 

Particularly hairy buttocks.

He has some serious arse tache!!!

arse tache by nomes353 June 4, 2009

Snowman's 'Tache 

After the male has expelled the majority of his semen in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.

Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)

"Gave the wife a right snowman's 'tache last night, she looked like she'd been guzzling a pint of milk!"

Snowman's 'Tache by Lazarou Monkey Terror February 29, 2012

pedo-tache 

similar to the 'molestertache' this is a bad moustache asociated with perverts of all variations

thank god Brandon Boyd shaved off his pedo-tache... that thing was scary!!!!!

pedo-tache by mostexellent April 5, 2008

Pappy tache 

When you stick a finger up your ass,then wipe it under an unsuspecting persons nose (along the upper lip perhaps).

Tache from moustache, pappy from I dont know

Sicko 1 -"Dude I just gave Dave a pappy tache!"
Sicko 2 " Huh huh huh!"
Dave - "Whats that smell?"

Pappy tache by samothec August 6, 2007