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spine breaker 

Someone who will "break their parents' backs" in order to keep up with expensive trends. They hound their parents to buy them trendy clothing/items in order to keep a high social status or in other words, make them look wealthy.
Yoongi: Did you hear that Jungkook has a new expensive jacket?
Jimin: Yes, his mother's money has gone down the drain for it.
Yoongi: Jungkook is such a spine breaker.
spine breaker by parknochuism June 25, 2017
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Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.
Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."
Spine crunch by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

Spine In A Sack 

A fun family game originated by Sean Lock on 8 Out Of 10 Cats S12E07.

First of all, you must go on the search for some roadkill. Once you have succeeded with this, you need to extract the spine from the animal and then break up all the individual bits of vertebrae - you then place this all in a sack/bag.

Now find a willing volunteer and bounce the sack up and down on their head.

Their job is to guess the animal the spine belongs to.

Also known as: Back In A Bag.
(Result of a game of Spine In A Sack)

Sean Lock: ummmmm, is it chipmunk Dad?

Sean Lock's Dad: Don't be stupid that's not even indigenous. How am I going to find that on a road? Work harder Sean, work harder!

Spinesies 

An au made by the newsies fandom where Jeremy Jordan, the lead actor in the amazing musical, steals peoples spines
Person A: damn spinesies keeps popping up on my dash
Person B: well Jeremy Jordan does steal spines
Spinesies by I dont have a spine January 4, 2021
a nurse who works in a spinal surgery office, often a mean and enticing wench who likes to make men bend over and weep
Melvin had arrived late for his appointment therefore he had to see the spinette for his treatment.
spinette by kengi October 11, 2005

Spinemeyer 

Whilst having anal sex doggystyle the giver is to punch or bludgeon the recipients spine and then proceed to cum and then urinate in their dilated asshole.
After all the beers i slammed last night, i couldn't help but give that scutty a spinemeyer. She woke up soaked and demoralized!
Spinemeyer by Spinemaster October 15, 2009

Spineless 

Someone who cannot or will not do the right thing, even though a small part of them knows they should. Spineless people often use phrases like " I don't give a flying fuck" or "I don't want to get involved"
My brother is spineless, probably because he doesn't want to deal with the wrath of his crazy ass wife, so I guess it's ok.
Spineless by Protectorfromevil April 27, 2016