Sunglasses 

A thing that is allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Instagram in real life..

Do you think there are staring at us, the person with sunglasses on?

Sunglasses by TigerGame August 29, 2021

Sunglasses 

1. You either have no bitches

2. Or your crush rejected you
Dude step up your game

Hey look Nick is wearing sunglasses what a failure.

Sunglasses by dinos716288 May 23, 2022

:sunglasses: 

When an annoying robloxtard can't use their 69 months of nitro given to them by their bedridden overweight parents on Roblox so they opt to spam the word versions of them.

10 Year Old Robloxtard: "gg ez, shut up ur so bad :sunglasses:"
Me, A High IQ Individual with Several Accounts of Aggravated Assault: "I am going to beat you to death"

:sunglasses: by serazikinator November 28, 2021

sunglasses-warrior 

A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.

"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."

sunglasses-warrior by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015

Sunglasses at night 

This term describes a way to not see what's right in front of you. The person who, figuratively, wears his/her sunglasses at night turns a deaf ear and a blind eye to unfavorable situations.

I need my sunglasses at night because I don't want to believe this.

Sunglasses at night by TheOneThat'sSchoolin'YouSon June 16, 2010

Sunglasses Hot 

Someone who appears to be hot..until they take off their sunglasses.

He looks really good in this picture, but he might only be sunglasses hot.

Sunglasses Hot by RodneyC April 19, 2010

sunglasses cute 

a girl who is easily rated as a 8 or above on a 10 point scale with sunglasses on but once they are off, eww.

I was talking to this girl at the beach last week, things were looking good until she took her shades off, totally sunglasses cute.

sunglasses cute by Yas Cheetah March 3, 2010