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A female whos disposition of how she lets others see her, for how/who she truly is; a nasty sleazy disreputable sordid succubused bitch.

-BenzyMercy·2019
Example: You fucking nasty trifling *Staunch* ass bitch.
Staunch by Ms.Benzy6Mercy·2019 August 16, 2019
To act or be scary
"why you tryna act staunch geezer"
Staunch by STK2RXLESS December 3, 2020
1. Large and Seaworthy (definition not used)

2. Just all out awsome, the best thing ever.

Usally used to describe food, games, movies or musicbut can also be used in thousands of other ways.
Devin: "That chicken parmi was so staunch"

Gazza: "Yer it was almost as staunch as Leborns 54 points

last night"
Staunch by Kevin....... November 7, 2009
noun. To steal, rack, pilfer, acquire illegally, borrow without asking and without intention to return.
"Did you see that fucker? He just staunched my phone!"
"Damn, your mates girlfriend is HOT!. Keep her away from me or she is so getting staunched..."
Staunch by rckthx August 10, 2006
When someone comes by you or from behind and goes "KSSSSSS!" or "TSSSSSSS" really loud and sharp.

The sound is hard to explain but is easy to do (make a 'k' sound immediately followed with a long (1 second) 's' sound). At the same time you have to sort of quickly lunge your face towards theirs so it scares them more adding to the sound.

Also to make it easier for you, pretend to be talking to someone that is relatively behind the person you are going to staunch so that you will be a tad closer to the staunchee so that they will have less reaction time (they will sometimes have time to see you begin the staunch and start to duck straight away).

If you obviously see them flinch or blink massively then you yell "STAAAUUNCHEEDD!!!" and laugh loud.
Chit : "blahblahblah tom blah-KSSSSSSSS!!"
Staunchee: *mad flinches or something*
Chit: "STAAUUNCHEEDD!!!"
Staunch by Sam from NSC February 17, 2009
curb-stomp; stomp on ones head; to absolutely crush with the sole of a foot/boot/shoe
I put on my staunching boots and staunched the cunt because he was chattin' shit
staunch by SesameChikn April 20, 2017