Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a
shirt 3 sizes too
small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of
male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential
female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a
gun fight.
*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter
Kit
Look, that tatted-up
guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too
small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter
Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.