holiday squeezin 

noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.

Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.

holiday squeezin by Ralph Wilkerson December 26, 2004

Weiner squeezin' 

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

Weiner squeezin' by jakerater July 22, 2009

Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s 

Another word for a banana.

“Even though I love the taste, I am allergic to Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s.”

Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s by RahsaanVoriel January 2, 2021

Big Squeezin 

Describes someones actions who is dominating at something.

Observe someone clutching a match in paintball.
You say "oh you BIG SQUEEZIN"

Big Squeezin by Code9 December 18, 2010

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing a dwarf by not karl marx June 1, 2009

peenie squeezie 

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.

Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

peenie squeezie by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 26, 2019