Spunk Shuffle 

when the lady shuffles to the toliet with her legs closed after sex to prevent the spunk dripping down her legs.

I had to do the spunk shuffle all the way down dorm hall last night. (she says)
His Mom caught me doing the Zoidberg last night. I could not look her in the eyes the next morning.

Spunk Shuffle by Wolfgang Wolfbacon III January 22, 2007

Spunk Sparkles 

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.

Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night

Spunk Sparkles by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017

spunk sock 

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

spunk sock by Andy January 2, 2004

spunk sock 

a sock that a Seaman(Navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)

"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight

spunk sock by Nicholas June 20, 2004

spunk sock 

A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.

My spunk sock is in use

spunk sock by Bob June 20, 2003

spunk stain 

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

spunk stain by Ghost July 27, 2003

Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.

Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."

Spunk Sponge by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009