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shit spritz 

When a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.
Damn, dude! You just made my schnauzer shit spritz all over the wall!
shit spritz by DJ-TJ March 27, 2010
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Allgyer Spritz 

This is when you stick your dick in a turkey gizzard.
Boy 1: Hey dude there's a turkey, lets kill him.
Boy 2: Nah first lets Allgyer Spritz that bitch.
Allgyer Spritz by pseudonymsuprise February 11, 2010

fickle spritz 

when someone/thing farts (lets one rip, lets fluffy off the chain(ebony)etc) and a little bit of faecis(poop,shit) comes out
Is that a fickle spritz in your undies!?
fickle spritz by Maccheese June 30, 2008

nipple spritz

One of three things that Josh Steffen does after every video.
Hey, you should check out Josh Steffen, he's an amazing drummer. And apparently he has this weird tradition of doing a nipple spritz every time he's done drumming.
nipple spritz by Stemadsen December 29, 2017

Kotla Spritz 

A cocktail made of Prosecco mixed with San Pellegrino Orange & Pomegranate
Hey listen up Jag, lets stick to Kotla Spritzs tonight.
Kotla Spritz by iksh June 13, 2018

Bangkok Spritz 

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener
Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!
Bangkok Spritz by Jakisumo October 18, 2021