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spoonfeed 

v.

1) to give out information in an overly obvious, even patronizing manner. Done intentionally for the purpose of being rude, or perhaps done by a teacher too lazy to engage his/her students in discussion (by attempting to prevent discussion by leaving no room for speculation). Done unintentionally by people simply trying to be clear (I'm toeing the line right now, lol), or by those who don't understand the power of understatement. When such behavior is comical--see captain obvious

2) Telling people only what they want to hear, or only what you want them to hear, aka, disguising opinion as fact.

Not to be confused with spoonfed, which refers to those who are unable to care for themselves physically or mentally and so must rely on others. Derogatory.
1) Example:
Customer: So, what's wrong with my car?
Mechanic: Well, there seems to be a problem with a differential...differentials are sets of gears that...
Customer: Hey, no need to spoonfeed me, sir. Just give me the facts.

2)Think back on all the political speeches you've ever heard or polit. editorials you've read. Remember the ones telling you to 'take heart in the current crisis, and stand strong, because America is God's country and we WILL triumph over evil'?
yeah. Spoooonfeeeeeding
spoonfeed by down_2_earth_angel March 23, 2007
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Spoonerp 

A Spoonerp is something that is very funny and cool, and is amazing.
"What are you doing?"
"Watching tiktok. Its the very funny and cool spoonerp, she's the best"
"Omg I love spoonerp!"
Spoonerp by ......H...... July 18, 2021
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To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.
raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!
Spannered by dedbult November 27, 2010

Silver Spooner 

A child of rich parents. When a sugar daddy knocks up a gold digger they'll have a silver spooner child...
How can he afford such a car at that young age, is he self-made?? No dude, look at all the gel in his hair. He's obviously a class A silver spooner!
Silver Spooner by Cheezy G March 10, 2017

Spoilered 

To spoil the outcome of something (accidentally or on purpose)in a conversation; verbal or electronic, with another person. ie give away a movie ending, tv show, book etc

Often used with Spoilerer (someone who spoilered said movie/tv show for you)
"dude you totally spoilered that movie for me, you're such a spoilerer"
Spoilered by monkeebot June 30, 2012

Ryan Spooner 

a really mean boy who farts on others
that Ryan Spooner is a real hoax

scootered 

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.
Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?
scootered by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013