Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

speechie 

1. One who competes on speech and drama or debate team.

1.The Speechies had to be on the bus stop at 5:00 in the morning to go compete at that Speech tournament.
2. "Original Oratory is my life!!!!" said the Speechie.

speechie by Alyse G. February 18, 2007

spotching 

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

spotching by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011

Neurotypical screeching 

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

Neurotypical screeching by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

Poop-speeding by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

Screeching Locust Blow 

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

Screeching Locust Blow by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

Spreaching 

A term used to refer spitting and preaching. Used when a statement is extra truthful.

"That professor sucks."
"Melody, you're spreaching!"

Spreaching by TheWavedoo November 3, 2022